Oh Mimi, you are really in for a suprise. I love the Pottery Barn layout you call home but its time to sell your nice stuff and replace it with a sofa from Goodwill (or else be prepared for the Goodwill appearance it will soon take on).
Kids are messy. In order to clean them up, something else must become messy. It is a circle of dirt, drool, snot, and half eaten food. Here is what you can do to prepare:
1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.
2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.
4. Then rub them on the clean walls.
5. Take your favorite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.
6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?
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