Friday, January 21, 2011

Advice: Part 3

One of the frustrating things about non-parents (oh, but there are so many) is their ability to hand out all kinds of parenting advice - ahem, my sisters, ahem...

Now I'm not naming names here.  I'm just trying to give Mimi, some great advice, from a parent to a future parent:

Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their...


1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. Allowing their children to run wild.
5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breastfeeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior.


Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.

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