Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Small Talk and Other Things

If you love to talk then parenthood is an excellent pastime for you.  If you like to be loud or perhaps making strange noises to get reactions is your specialty, then seriously, consider parenthood!  Maybe you are forgetful so you often find yourself repeating information over and over again, if this is already your lifestyle then adding parenting to your list will be a breeze. 

If your a slob then try parenthood.  If you enjoy the illusion of control then parenthood may be right for you.  If you are consistent and the idea of a 18-22 year long project sounds like your cup of tea, then I suggest having a child.

Now, if you are immature and easily angered don't try this at home!  If you are selfish or have ADD, I suggest getting a pet first (start with a fish) before trying out for a kid.  If you loose your temper a lot, then parenthood will only hone in that skill. If you are mild mannered and have a long fuse then you can say goodbye to that as soon as your kids start walking and talking.  If you like to drink then nothing will really change once you have kids.  If you enjoy peace and quiet then you're better off not bothering with kids. 

If you are crazy, then you will have more than one child.

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