So I was at a school function for little Flip and another mom struck up a conversation with me. It consisted of the same ole, same ole that I get now that I'm really showing. When are you due? What are you having? Blah Blah Blah.
But then this lady throws in a little something extra...she said to me that I better put down the cookie I was eating. It was a small cookie and it came with the sack lunches that the school provided. Why does everyone else get to eat the cookie, unharrased, but me? Why does she feel the need to lecture me on my eating habits. WTF!!
Do I look fat, oh yeah I do--I'm pregnant. And since I spent the first 6 months of my pregnancy befriending my toilet I'm going to eat whatever the hell I want (as long as it doesn't give me heartburn). FRICK. How rude. Just because she got fat and never lost it, doesnt mean I will.
Im going to take a blogging break and go eat some cookies--lots of them.
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