Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Tips for Traveling

When you have toddlers and plan to travel, you need to get some serious advice and a plan of action before heading out.  Here is my advice to you...

DON'T.  They won't remember.  You will.  They will cry.  You will want to.  They will not have fun.  Neither will you.  They won't make any new friends.  You will make 253 new enemies by the end of your flight.

So before you spend tons of money on tickets, tons of energy on getting kids to sit and be quiet, tons of brain cells on the heavy drinking that is surely to follow, just go to the store, get a plastic kiddy pool and a ocean waves CD.  They will think they are at the beach!  Or get a stuffed Mickey Mouse toy and ride a city bus around, then take pictures in front of different things.  There, instant Disney World! 

You will have more fun and they kids seriously won't know the difference.  It will also make for hilarious scrapbooking!

1 comment:

  1. that was a good one. i'm going to try to recreate the instant disney world.

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