Shoes

I'm contemplating the mind of a childrens shoe designer.  How do they think?  Do they think?  Why did their parents hate them?

Did they get drunk and put together some ideas? 
"Hey Joe I got one! Lets put wheels on the bottom of all these shoes!"

Or perhaps they were at the bottom of their class in design school. 
"Lets do something bold and different...lets put Dora on every shoe!"

Either that or they are blind and working for the Dark Side. 
"For each shoe, I will put non-stop blinking lights that will be visible from space!"

Then they have a party that every bad shoe designer is invited to.  And they drink more before combining their designs.  So all you see at the store in the kids isle are flashing, rolling Dora shoes that cost way too much.