Advice: Part 1

I got some great news over Christmas.  My little sister, Mimi, told me she is expecting!  This is actually bittersweet for me because Mimi was the only other outlet I had for venting.  She is a great listener.  However, now that she is expecting I shouldn't scare the crap out of her.

I was given some practical advice for first time parents and knew I had to pass it along.  What kind of sister would I be if I didn't prepare her for what parenthood is really like?  So Mimi, listen up...

1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the paper.
5. Read it for the last time.
 
More to come!