Party Pooper

"Hi my name is Vicki and I am a Pyramid Scheme Party Pooper."

"Hi Vicki."

"I like parties without agendas.  I like parties with friends (and booze).  I like parties with conversations not presentations.  No, I don't like to bring my checkbook to parties - it won't fit in my sparkly evening bag.  I don't want to see how this bowl will make my life better.  I don't want to see how this creme will make my zits disappear.  I don't want to see how this new fruit juice will make my day longer while seeming shorter and loose ten pounds in the process.  NO NO NO!  I want to feel comfortable, not obligated.  And I would not like to "host" a "party."  So please stop asking.  And believe me, you won't make $1,000+ a month selling this way because a lot of other people feel the same way as me...they are also poor like me.  Thank you."

"Thank you for sharing Vicki."