No, I didn't watch it. I have a life. No, scratch that. I have no life, I have kids. Who had time to watch the wedding? Moms of older kids, women who are not moms and men who wish they were women.
No, no, I was sleeping. Catching up on my rest before another marathon day with a toddler embracing her terrible twos and a five year old who is regressing back to them. They do everything together. Its sweet, really it is...I have to keep a constant stream of positive thoughts going in my head.
Another reason I did NOT watch it is because IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME! I WAS MEANT FOR WILLIAM AND ROYALTY AND TIARAS AND A NANNY FOR THE KIDS! ME ME ME (tantrum tactics learned from Vivian)!
Did you have time to watch it? Did you drink tea and wear a hat while you did?
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