When Mimi pulled up to my house in her shiny BMW I was a little jealous. It is soooooo NICE! However, Mimi dearest, its time to say goodbye to all nice things you own. Its time to trade in the BMW while it still has some value...here are some tips for preparing parenthood and car ownership (you better just go get a used minivan):
1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.
2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
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